Most of us know that certain holidays have sexual connotations. If you asked “What day is a sex holiday?” most people would answer Valentines Day, or maybe their birthday. Some of you may also know about “Steak & Blowjob Day”, but how about “Cake & Cunnilingus Day”? There are many more days that have been set aside for sex and sometimes specific sexual activities. We decided to get all of these holidays together so we can plan appropriately throughout the year. While some are not strictly sexual, they sure can be if you get creative.
January
- Jan. 1: New Year’s Day: After the traditional kiss at midnight, why not take it from there to get your new year off to the best possible start? #1 night each year for sexy parties. We may have ancient Rome to thank for our New Year’s kiss (and more), specifically Saturnalia.
- Jan. 3: National Chololate Covered Cherry Day – Maybe the cherry can be your partner…
- Jan 5: National Whipped Cream Day – I think you can come up with something here…
- Jan 6: National Cuddle Up Day – Cuddles can easily lead to more.
- Jan 8: National Bubble Bath Day – Take a bubble bath with your partner.
- Jan. 13: Shower Together Day — Clean and environmentally beneficial, right? Some call it “Sex in the Shower Day.”
- Jan. 14: National Male Chastity Day — Lock up your man’s cock for the day. Need a lock? Here is one. To do it right make sure to tease him constantly and have him serve your needs. Since his cock is locked you may just need to ride his face.
- Jan 15: Fetish Day — Enjoy all the non-vanilla yummy stuff that gets you off. BDSM, toys, costumes, feet, it is all fair game on Jan. 15. There is even a crazy quiz you can take to help you identify your favorite fetish.
- Jan 21: National Hugging Day – Hugging is a great way to start.
- Jan 24: National Compliment Day – Who knows what the right compliment can trigger.
- Jan 26: Spouse’s Day – Give your spouse a little something special.
February
- Feb 5: National Shower with a Friend Day – Your partner is your friend…
- Feb. 7: Work Naked Day — Created to emphasize the comfort in working from home, but now that so many of us are working from home, maybe it is time to take this holiday more literally.
- Feb. 14: Valentine’s Day — Still the #1 holiday for romance and sex. And safe sex — the entire week has been deemed National Condom Week.
March
- Mar. 3: Threesome Day — The idea to celebrate threesomes on a given day bounces around the Internet, but which day remains in dispute. 3/3 is fitting.
- Mar. 5: National Restock Your Lube Day – This one is important, you will definitaley need it next month.
- Mar. 14: Steak and Blowjob Day — This purports to repay the effort that went into Valentine’s Day minus all the commercialization. My guess is that some guy just wanted a steak and a blowjob, went to great lengths to sell it, and we all owe that guy a debt of gratitude.
April
- April is Anal Awareness Month – Recognize your anus, touch it, play with it, insert things, enjoy it.
- April 13: Blowjob Day — You know what to do. Maybe rub his anus while your down there…
- Apr. 14: Cake and Cunnilingus Day — Why do cocks get all the fun? Not to be outdone by Steak & BJ Day, a month later we now focus on pussies. And cake! Ideally, both participants eat at the same time. While he is down there maybe he can be aware of your anus too…
- Apr. 16: National Horny Day — According to Vanity Fair, we are going through a Horniness Revolution. And we already have a day for it. See if your monthly awareness can add a little to your horniness.
- Apr. 18: Anal Sex Day — Since April is Anal Awareness Month, you should be aware of it by now and it is time to enjoy some anal sex.
- Apr. 24: National Lingerie Day — Linger around your house all day, or wear it under your clothes, but wear something that makes you feel sexy and make it a day to remember. To continue with the monthly theme a buttplug can be a great accessory.
- Apr. 25: Denim Day – Break out the denim, especially since those tight jeans will help your partner be aware of your ass… mmm.
- 4th Saturday: Husband Appreciation Day – Make sure your husbands know you appreciate them. I’m sure you know your husband well enough to know what he would like this day (remember what month it is…).
May
- May is Masturbation Month. If you must limit yourself to one day (and why would you?), Wikipedia says it is May 28. This masturbation holiday began in 1995 after Surgeon General Joyce Elders was fired for suggesting that masturbation be included in the sex education curriculum. Masturbation Day was the brainchild of vibrator seller Good Vibrations — sounds a little self-serving.
- May 1: May Day — A famous pagan rite of spring and, for many, it might just be the original sex party celebrating fertility.
- May 1: No Pants Day – A day where people go pantless in public and act like that is the new normal.
- May 5: Make Out Day — aka “The Big Smooch.” It is also Cinco de Mayo; might free-flowing tequila have something to do with the creation of this holiday?
- May 8: Outdoor Intercourse Day — Take advantage of better weather. It’s a day to get out into the great outdoors and do the nasty.
- May 14: Online Romance Day dates back to 1999. Did we even have “online” back then? Apparently we did, and we were already getting jiggy with it.
- May 17: Edging for Summer to Start – By now we are all excited for Summer to get here, so we will Edge every day until the first day of summer. No cumming until summer does!
- May 20: Ass Grabbing Day — Grab some ass today!
- First Saturday in May is World Naked Gardening Day – Plow the fields and plant some seeds. If you know what I mean.
June
- June is LGBTQ Pride Month.
- June 2: Sex Workers Day — A day to celebrate those who give all year long and to ensure sex workers are supported and not exploited or unfairly criminalized.
- June 9: 69 Day — Of course 6/9 is a sex holiday. May you and your partner enjoy it equally.
- June 14: Balls Only Day — A day for playing with balls only, no touching the shaft.
- June 20: National Public Display of Affection Day — Psychology Today put it best: “celebrate the very human impulse to grope, fondle, and tongue-kiss one another in the company of mildly disgusted strangers.”
- June 21: World Kamasutra Day — June 21 is the longest day of the year. How many sexual positions can you enjoy? Shouldn’t this be a month?
- June 21: National Selfie Day – Take a sexy selfie and send it to your partner.
- June 22: No Panty Day — Twitter loves this one, and really, who can blame it? Enjoy the feeling of freedom that comes with going commando.
- June 24: National Suck Dick Day — Suck a dick today, or have yours sucked.
- Fingers Only Friday: The Last Friday in June — Pleasure you partner with only your fingertips.
July
- July 4: Independence Day — Are you horny for America, or just horny? Either way, the 4th is a time to celebrate your freedom. Maybe outdoors.
- July 5: National Bikini Day – At least start the day with one on.
- July 6: Kissing Day — Did you know that kissing involves using 34 of your 42 facial muscles? Time to give them a workout. Pucker up!
- July 8: Body Painting Day – Maybe cover up with some edible paint for a little licking fun.
- July 14: National Nudity Day – Bare it all and bare it with pride! Embrace your body and let it all hang out.
- July 17: World Emoji Day – Use some emojis to tell your partner what you want to do to them.
- July 19: Handjob Day — Give someone a hand with this one! It’s the whole day, not just once, wink, wink!
- July 24: BDSM Day — Since 2003, this has been a day to celebrate BDSM. What exactly are the B, D, S & M being celebrated? In modern parlance, some of the letters do double-duty, as the term today generally refers to bondage & discipline, dominance & submission, and sadism & masochism.
- July 27: National Go Slow Day – Take your time getting there today and let the tension build throughout the day.
- July 28: Cock Torture Day – Torture a cock today. Use your fingers, tongue, teeth, and toys for a full day of cock torture. End the day with the most torturous thing for a hard throbbing cock… don’t let it cum!
- July 29: National Lipstick Day – Lips are just sexy. Today, dress them up and use them on someone.
- July 31: National Orgasm Day — Orgasms relieve stress, reduce heart disease, and help you live longer. We should have more of them!
August
- August is Anal Sex Month – Take the month to explore the backdoor.
- The First Wednesday of August is Road Head Wednesday – Take a drive and give some head!
- Aug 2: Buttplug Day – Does this need an explanation?
- Aug 4: Ruined Orgasm Day – How many ruined orgasms can you give your partner in one day? Go for a record!
- Aug. 5: National Underwear Day — A day to mention your unmentionables, and enjoy them.
- Aug. 8: International Female Orgasm Day – A very important day. If you are female, make sure you get a big O today. For bonus points, get that O while participating in Anal Sex Month.
- Aug. 23: Go Topless Day — Why is it ok for men to go topless, but not women? Maybe it should even be preferred.
- Aug 27: National Just Because Day – Do something a little extra for your partner just because.
- Aug 29: Plugged O’s Only Day — Orgasms are only allowed today if you have a buttplug in. Feel free to play as much as you want, but no cumming unless you are plugged.
- Aug 30: Lingerie Tease Day — Wear your sexiest lingerie and tease your partner all day.
- Aug. 31: Cock Ring Day — Cock rings are great for making a cock harder, more sensitive, and maintaining an erection for longer. Use as many cock rings as you can, cover it with them, and keep it hard for as long as possible. We recommend not allowing release until after midnight to kick off September’s Pleasure Your Mate Month.
September
- September is Pleasure Your Mate Month — Emphasis on the word “pleasure.”
- Sept. 1: September Sucks! — You should be able to figure out what to do this day.
- Sept. 4: World Sexual Health Day — Time to have those frank conversations about sex and sexuality, and maybe do something about it.
- Sept. 6: European 69 Day — For the same reason American’s find June 9 appropriate, at least some Europeans, where they write the day before the month, use 6 September (6/9) as their day.
- Third Saturday in September is Slow Stroke Saturday— this is a day dedicated to excruciatingly slow stroking handjobs. The idea is to stroke so slowly that they can never achieve orgasm, keep them right on the edge for the day. It’s up to you if they ever actually cum this day.
- Sep. 21: Wife appreciation day – appreciate your wife and get that tongue between her legs.
- Sep. 21: Beginning of National Horniness — The idea is to become as horny as possible, so make sure to edge daily, preferably multiple times each day. Continue until the 30th and them have a massive orgasm to celebrate. For more fun with a partner, edge each other until your both begging for an orgasm.
- Sep. 23: Bisexuality Day — If you are bisexual, or if you just find bisexuality sexy, this is a day for you.
- Sep. 26: Love Note Day — Or step it up a notch and write your lover some personalized erotica.
October
- October is Oral Sex Month – Get that mouth to work!
- October is National Kink Month – This is the perfect time to try something new and spice up your sex life! Explore domination, submission, foreplay, role play and impact play all month. You may come out screaming and begging for more.
- October is also known as Locktober, which is another great way to celebrate Kink Month. Lock your man’s penis in a chastity cage and tease him all month. You might want to let him out of his cage on Halloween for a little release before November starts, or maybe not… 😏
- Oct. 1: Massage Day — If you are a tactile person, this is your month. Oct. 1 kicks off Pro-Touch Awareness Month. Anyone up for a happy ending?
- Oct. 6: Kink Day — If you are not celebrating it for the whole month at least get a little kinky this day.
- Oct. 13: National No Bra Day – Let the girls swing free!
- Oct. 17: Ass Day — Don’t let yourself fall behind on this holiday, or maybe do. Show some love for ass today.
- Oct. 21: International Fisting Day — Possibly the most specific and extreme day to make this list, its proponents encourage people to “celebrate this beloved and controversial sex act.”
- Oct. 28: National Chocolate Day – How could you make this one sexual…?
- Oct. 31: Halloween — Slip into your spookiest, sexiest, most ghoulish costumes and live out all your fantasies. If you are not getting freaky on Halloween, you are doing it wrong.
November
- November is National Erectile Dysfuntion Month – Don’t be ashamed of this, talk to your doctor there are lots of options available.
- November is also No-Nut-November, so celebrate Erectile Dysfunction Month by getting it as hard as you can, but you are not allowed to cum! If you are looking for ideas make sure to check out 10 No-Nut-November Games and for even more fun try some Tease and Denial.
- Election Day: Sex Toy Day — Time to play with your most fun toys. After a trip to the ballot box, a little toy-enhanced playtime might be just what you need.
- Nov. 8: Breast Appreciation Day – A day to celebrate boobs! Play with them, use them, rub them all over your partner.
- Nov. 17: Balls Only Day — A day for playing with balls only, no touching the shaft.
- Nov. 23: Tongue Day – Only touch your partner with your tongue, I’m sure this could get interesting…
- Nov. 24: Talk Like a Pirate Day – Aaargh, I’m gonna plunder your booty.
- Saturday After Thanksgiving: Spanksgiving — Spanking is fun and sexy, and there are even classes on how to do it right.
- Nov. 30: Last Day – Did you make it all the way to the end of No-Nut-November without cumming? Congratulations, now you get to celebrate, well not until after midnight. Your partner should be putting even more effort into teasing you today, stay strong!
December
- If you made it through No-Nut-November you can now celebrate with Destroy-Dick-December, cum the number of times for the day. Once on the first, twice on the second, three on the third, you get the idea.
- I think that would be excessive after the first week, so may I suggest the alternative of Draining December, just cum every day this month! Maybe several times on the 22nd though.
- Dec. 16: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day – What could you cover with chocolate…?
- Dec. 22: Global Orgasm Day — Coinciding with the winter solstice, its time to orgasm… for peace! Organizers claim, “The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy.” Whatever gets you there.
- Dec. 25: Merry Christmas – ’Tis the season for giving! Give your special someone a Naughty Gift this year. Whether it be a sexy new toy, lingerie, or a Naughty trip or event… give the gift that keeps on giving!
- Dec. 31: New Years’ Eve — End the year (or begin the new year) with a bang. Technically traditional has us wait for the new year to kiss (and more), which is Jan. 1, so consider Dec. 31 foreplay. Leading to the ball drop, New Years’ Eve is the year’s best tease. Ten… nine… eight…